Well, I'm Cara. I am an avid reader of a bunch of stuff that a bunch of people write on a bunch of blogs, namely these:
That's a lot of reading material, isn't it? ANYWAY, I thought that I, for a change, would write a bunch of stuff (but not on a bunch of blogs. Nor am I a bunch of people. I guess if I was, that would be a collective? ANYWAY (I hope I won't have too use too many of these capital "anyway"s), I think I ought to end my nesting parentheses and get back to telling you stuff.), thereby officially chewing up all of my time, and not just some of it.